Advent Rising - A Dreaded Review

It's like Battlestar Galactica dropped acid, fell down the stairs and hit its head.

 

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  • 5/16/2011 10:04 AM Saelbu wrote:
    Oh my god! I think I just received an headache from all the awfulness of the game.

    I guess another thing they did away with other than the other four stages of grief was LOGIC, but that's what I get for trying to find logic or at least an half-ass explanation in an horrific game like that.

    I hope no one ever tries to revitalize this game or actually make a sequel, but anyway I wonder how are you going to top this review?
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    1. 5/16/2011 10:51 PM Dreaded Candiru wrote:
      As far as I can tell, there's no chance of another game happening: it seems that after this one tanked, the rights were sold off, the developers went out of business and the publisher mainly just cranks out those Cooking Mama games now. Oh, well.

      ...oh, geez. Haven't even decided what game to do next, and already I've got to top myself? Umm...I don't know, maybe write the next review in Morse code and deliver it with a series of carefully timed car explosions? Hmm...I'll get back to you on this.
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