CrabClaw - Musical Rants
This is the review for nee-sah.,she requested Krabbeklo or Crabclaw in english by BJORN HELLFUCK with the genre being pop. You would never guess with a name like that now would you. But im not here to review the name. Im here for the music. So lets get into Crablaw.
I was wasted on the Danishboat in a bufey
We went around singing on that song «you look like a dickface»
Now why cant we have a song like that in America.
And the waiter said, “that we most calm our self down”
I laughed and asked the dude to chill down, I held out a crabclaw and said:
Oooooh, Do you want to have a crab,crab,crabclaw in your underwear
Oooooh,Do you want to have a crab,crab,crabclaw in your underwear
What the fuu? Nee-sah its that some sort of prank in Norway.
I stood in a bar having a smoke, when a dude came in so tough and hard
He was so generic that it was fucking painfull
So he was a fan of emo music! Zing
He found himself a woman and becan to dance, and I placed a crab in his drink but I wanted more,so I went to the bufe to find some
Ooooooh, hes going to get a crab,crab.crabclaw in his underwear
Oooooh, a crab,crab,crabclaw in the underwear
Ooooooh, hes going to get a crab,crab.crabclaw in his underwear
Oooooh, a crab,crab,crabclaw in the underwear
Now its starting to sound like a bad accident.
Og når han ble så altfor full, stanken bet han på et gulv
From this day forth I shall be known as Lazarus Maxwell Bucther of langues!
And when hes was wasted deep, I pulled down my pans, sat on his face, and he doesnt have a chance when I..........................
Oh god flash backs of the bench warmers.
Chorus:
Oooooh, a crab,crab,crabclaw in the underwear
Oooooh, a crab,crab,crabclaw in the underwear
Oooooh, a crab,crab,crabclaw in the underwear
Oooooh, a crab,crab,crabclaw in the underwear
Now this would noramly be the part where I give my review of the song, but im not going to instead. Im going to just say this. Its better than anything pop music america has ever released. Why cant music companies take advice from other countries and produce stuff like this instead of elctro-clash auto-tuned fuck balls.
Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go get some crab claws.
Posted by Crazy StickGuy at 2/25/2011 1:21 PM 
Categories: Krew Kreations:Musical Rants, Bliggity Blog
Tags: Musical Rants Crab Claw
Categories: Krew Kreations:Musical Rants, Bliggity Blog
Tags: Musical Rants Crab Claw
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