SO since Valentines Day is around the corner I have decided to do songs about love or getting with a girl. Why I don’t know but it’s also that time that radio stations play love songs just to annoy people like me who would rather throw on a cannibal corpse album. But whatever,Im willing to try and have fun so im going to give you Justin bieber’s somebody to love!

For you I’d write a symphony
I’d tell the violin
It’s time to sink or swim
Watch him play for ya

More bad pick up lines? Where do you get your lyrics? The big book of shitty pick up lines guaranteed not to get you the girl? Wait, that’s where I get mine.

For you I'd be (Whoah)
Runnin a thousand miles
Just get you where you are
Step to the beat of my heart.

Page 36 number 184 yep that’s in there as well. Its confirmed he doesn’t write his lyrics he just steals them from books and movies. Im sure of it!

I don’t need a whole lot
But for you I admit I
Rather give you the world
Or we can share mine

I’d! I’d! NOT I! IF YOU WANT TO SEEM SMART SAY I WOULD! NOT I! PLUS YOUR WORLD IS HAVING UNDERAGED HORNY TEENS WET THEMSELVES OVER YOU AND YOUR SHITTY MUSIC!!! I DOUBT SHE WANTS TO BE IN YOUR WORLD IF THAT IS HAPPENING!!

I know that I won’t be the first one
Given you all this attention
But baby listen

To what bad pick up lines and empty promises!

I just need somebody to love
I-I don’t need too much

Other than a daily injection of testosterone.

Just need somebody to love.
(Somebody to love)
I don’t need nothing else
I promise girl, I swear.
I just need somebody to love.

Yeah because nobody loves even your parents hate you for making a fool out of them!

I need somebody I-I need somebody
I need somebody I-I need somebody.

I need somebody to kill this filler.

Everyday I bring the sun around
I sweep away the clouds.
Smile for me (Smile for me)
I would take
Every second, every single time
Spend it like my last dime.
Step to the beat of my heart.

So you control the sun? Not the earth’s rotation around the sun? Well, I guess I better close the shutters and become a shut in. I don’t want to exposed to Justin Bieber anymore after this.

I don’t need a whole lot
But for you I admit I
Rather give you the world
Or we can share mine

Again just your world is under aged girls creaming their pants over you! I don’t think she wants that kind of world.

I know I won’t be the first one
Given you all this attention
But baby listen

Why are you repeating shitty lines from before? You couldn’t think of anything better than to just fill in your song with the same shitty lines as before!

I just need somebody to love (Ohh, no no no no)
I-I don’t need too much
Just need somebody to love.
(Somebody to love)

OH MY FUCKING LANTA!! Your just going to repeat everything after this aren’t you?

I don’t need nothing else
I promise girl, I swear.
I just need somebody to love.

CALLED IT! I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!!

I need somebody I-I need somebody

I need somebody I-I need somebody.
(Somebody to love)
I need somebody I-I need somebody
I need somebody I-I need somebody.
 

And you can have it all
Anything you want I can bring
Give you the finer things, yeah
But what I really want

I can’t find ’cause, money can’t find me.
Somebody to love. (Ohh Whoa)

Find me somebody to love (Ohh)

I need somebody to love (Yeah)
I-I don’t need too much
Just somebody to love.
Somebody to love.I don’t need 

nothing else,I promise girl I swear,I just need somebody to love.

I need somebody, I-I need somebody
I need somebody, I-I need somebody

(Somebody to love)
I need somebody, I-I need somebody
I need somebody (I swear I need somebody to love)

I-I need somebody.
Oh oh oh oh oh... etc

Is she out there
Is she out there

NO SHE ISNT THAT’S WHY YOU HAVENT FOUND HER!!!

I just need somebody to love.