Rocketeer-far east movement- Musical Rants.



Listen to this shit before you even begin to read my review.


Again? Really? FUCK!!!!! Ok  Far East Movement you don’t want to die. That’s a oh fucking kay. Because when I get through with this song your going to wish you never have released a song.

 

 

Here we go, come with me
There's a world out there that we should see
Take my hand, close your eyes
With you right here, I'm a rocketeer

 

Is this a love song or a metaphor for my complete and utter hatred of you stupid azn kids? I am serious –play the why so serious joker clip now- Because joker, these guys think anybody, besides stupid tweens, actually give two shit about their heart brake. I know I don’t because I know why the girl left who ever wrote this song. Like a G6 is still being played and she just heard it for the seven millionth time. Im not kidding I hear like a g6 more times than I hear blood on the dance floor….I hate my life.


Let's fly
Up, up here we go
Up, up here we go
Let's fly
Up, up here we go, go
Where we stop nobody knows, knows

 

Up in the sky, is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO, It’s a shitty rhyme pattern with its side kick filler.

Where we go we don't need roads, roads

 

Hold the fuck up! Is that a quote from back to the future?  Nein, Nein, Nein! You do not get to call upon a movie so great that even though I have seen it a thousand times I still get jittery like it was the first time. In fact why aren’t I watching back to the future instead of listening to you shitty music? 


Where we stop nobody knows, knows
To the stars if you really want it
Got, got a jetpack with your name on it
Above the clouds in the atmosphere, phere
Just say the words and we outta here, outta here
Hold my hand if you feeling scared, scared
We flying up, up outta here

 

I know where you stop. RIGHT HERE! You don’t know that if you took the jet pack and managed to not get shot down by the military you would die from the lack of oxygen in space. Jesus I’m 19 and I know this, you’re older than me meaning that you should be wiser. Oh right I forgot you’re always drunk so you don’t have brain cells. That’s probably the cause of your brain dead music.

 

 


Here we go, come with me

 

Oh Willy Wonka, where are you? I need a world of imagination seriously there are maybe ten movies and better songs that use this line but I doubt that the far east movement even know what a movie is. In fact I don’t think they know that they are even making “music.”  Put that in a huge air quote because anything that uses auto tune predominantly isn’t music its just dribble. 


There's a world out there that we should see
Take my hand, close your eyes
With you right here, I'm a rocketeer,

 

Aw how cute. Your flying high because of you love her. But I do have to draw attention to this. Since you told her to close her eyes and take her hand are you going to take your mind and life? Please say you are!!! PLEASE!!!



Let's fly
Up, up here we go, go
Let's fly
Up, up here we go, go, here we go
Where we stop nobody knows, knows

 

Using the abab c rhyme pattern doesn’t give you the right to use the same line. Here is the correct use of that particular rhyme pattern.

 

Girl I love you with all my heart.

You make me feel like I’m on fire

“Aye caramba” like Bart.

Getting higher by the second.

 

See heart and Bart rhyme and so do fire and higher, but fly and fly, go and go do not rhyme because you can’t rhyme the same word twice. That’s why every reviewer gets pissed. Music is poetry set to sounds to reinforce a point. Not a playground for morons like the Far East Movement to utterly destroy anything of childhood that is still left in me.

Baby, we can stay fly like a G6

 

OH! FUCK YOU FAR EAST MOVEMENT! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

You have one hit song and it goes right to your heads. This is why we can’t have nice things! ASSHOLES!


Shop the streets of Tokyo, get you fly kicks
Girl you always on my mind, got my head up in the sky
And I'm never looking down feeling priceless, yeah
Where we at, only few have known
Go on the next level, Super Mario

 

You sons of bitchs! A more popular video game character and you have to bring him down to your level. Nerds and Gamers of the world, if far east movement comes to your town anytime soon go throw detox drinks at their bus and while their on stage. Maybe they’ll sober up and see that they have released shitty music for far too long. 


I hope this works out, Cardio
Til' then let's fly, Geronimo

 

 

 


Here we go, come with me
There's a world out there that we should see
Take my hand, close your eyes
With you right here, I'm a rocketeer

 

We get it! Your so in love with this slut that your flying high. Please stop saying this.

 


Nah, I never been in space before
But I never seen a face like yours
You make me feel like I could touch the planets
You want the moon, girl watch me grab It

 

Oh look an indirect quote from it’s a wonderful life. Too bad my life isn’t wonderful.


See I ain't never seen the stars this close
You got me struck by the way you glow
I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh

 

That rhyme explains this song perfectly. It’s oh so painful.

 



Here we go, come with me
There's a world out there that we should see
Take my hand, close your eyes
With you right here, I'm a rocketeer

 

MY GOD! SHUT UP! IM A BOUT TO BREAK WITH EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME!

Let's fly
Up, up here we go, go
Let's fly
Up, up here we go, go
Where we stop nobody knows, knows, knows

 

I know exactly where you are going to stop, right fucking here. With this song your career is only going to end.

 

Any of my readers and viewers out there please tell me that at least one of you remembers good music. Not mindless dribble being spouted by stupid azn kids who have been given a career because of fast and the furious. I remember a time when shit like this would have had a few good beatings from the punk revival of ’95 and the hardcore movement of ’97. In fact im pretty sure if G.G. Alin was still alive these fuckers would have been killed six days from Sunday. If you don’t know who G.G. Alin is look him up.

 

This is pretty much the same formula that all Taylor swift’s go. I love some nameless boy (in this case girl) I hope he doesn’t break my heart because I’m just so in love with him. Now if you excuse me for a moment I need to puke from the compliment to Taylor swift I’m about to make.

 

Taylor Swift does emo pop music better than Far East Movement does party pop music. Now that, that is out of the way I would like to ask a simple question, One of great importance to the music world. WHO DECIDES WHAT IS MUSIC AND WHAT IS DRIBBLE?!! I WANT THEIR FUCKIING HEAD ON A SLIVER PLATE!!! Or at least for replacement of someone who knows how to DO HIS OR HER JOB!!!



 

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  • 1/30/2011 2:50 PM Mel the Office Gamer Girl wrote:
    Why U Mad? lol
    I like this song. These guys have worked hard to get main stream. I still listen to their cherry bomb party mix on cherry tree radio. <3 for the far east movement. And if this is to poppy for you, you should go listen to their song "white flag". Love it!
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    1. 1/30/2011 4:42 PM Crazy StickGuy wrote:
      I'll give the credit that they worked to get on the main stream. But Far East Movement just don't sit well with me weather it be the stupid lines like "sober girls around me be actin like they drunk"  or the "shop the streets of Tokyo to get you fly  kicks" or the beats that they pick to make the music.Plus their music is easy to play on guitar. Like a G6 is the same three notes followed by a slide. it isn't a matter of poppy, I'm a fan of j-pop and k-pop which are way poppier than this in my opinion.
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      1. 1/30/2011 6:28 PM meltheofficegamergirl wrote:
        yeah, i'm not a big fan of jpop myself. It is cool to see some asian guys doin' their own thing in the industry here though. oh! and speaking of rocketeer, there's a really cool acoustic version that they did with Frankmusik that's on piano, sounds really nice. i can't find it anywhere online though. I've just heard it a few times on cherry tree radio.
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        1. 1/30/2011 6:30 PM Crazy StickGuy wrote:
          If i hear it ill see if it changes my opinion any.


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